Caught in adultery

by clayboy on November 6, 2009 · 4 comments

in Scripture

There was this woman who was brought before Jesus. Those who brought her said she’d been caught committing adultery. Jesus appeared to ignore them and her, and started doodling in the dust. Finally, he looked up and said: “let the one who is without sin cast the first stone”. Then he turned back to his doodling.

Slowly, one by one, the accusers and the crowd dropped their stones and departed. They were nearly all gone when this massive boulder comes flying through the air, smashes the woman to the ground, and squashes her flat.

Without looking up, Jesus sighs, and says: “Oh, mother!”.

(This is not a comment on all those upset by my previous comment on the Immaculate Conception, but just a bit of fun.)

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{ 4 comments }

1 Loren Rosson III November 6, 2009 at 02:01

Very funny, Doug!

2 Eric Gregory November 6, 2009 at 15:09

well played :)

3 Joel November 6, 2009 at 16:00

So…his mother was Catholic?

4 Mike Whitenton November 6, 2009 at 17:53

Ha! Well done, Doug.

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