Peter Ould finds a great video on how to worship.
Watching it reminded me of someone who would have benefitted from watching it. One woman’s baby needed feeding just as the worship moved into a period of praise and praise songs. The woman was trying to join in the worship in her normal exuberant manner. She kept one arm holding the baby to her breast, the other raised in praise. Periodically she would swap arms. She was unaware that every time she did so, her top rose higher up her torso, exposing more of her breasts.
Then came the dreaded moment when her favourite praise song began. Oblivious of her now exposed breast she swapped arms faster and faster. You could almost see the train crash coming. Would she drop the baby?
Then came the moment when she got carried away and extended both arms in praise. The baby sucked furiously pulling the breast downwards, held there only by the power of his own suction. It was probably just as well that at that point the song ended, and the mother rather belatedly and embarrassedly came out of the Spirit and remembered she was, rather literally, in the flesh.
The video, by the way, has nothing that embarrassing in it.
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no way. you made that up
No – I saw it with my own eyes (I couldn’t concentrate on anything else once I’d noticed. I think many others thought my shaking shoulders and eyes full of tears were a sign of blessing instead of hysteria.
There’s probably a ‘Christian’ baby sling somewhere designed exactly for situations like this. It’s no different from a normal baby sling, except it has a fish emblem on it.
rofl
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